Day 7

This is a picture of something that has had a HUGE impact on me. It's called the duck face.  Seriously, my life has been eternally changed due to the discovery of the duck face.  For those who are unfamiliar with the duck face (you will here after be referred to as noobs), I will explain the duck face.  The duck face is created, by puckering your lips as far out as humanly possible, and then trying to push them even further past the limits of physical endurance. While doing this, it is essential to simultaneously, widen your eyes as much as you can, or squeeze them as tightly closed as possible. There is no middle ground on the wideness of your eyes while doing the duck face. Do you feel ridiculous?  Excellent!That means that you have mastered the duck face. It's pretty simple, and yet it's so incredible.


So now you're wondering why this has had such a big impact on my life. Well, let's just say that once you perfect the duck face, it's impossible to return to normal human faces in pictures. Suddenly you look at the pictures and realize you are checking yourself out.  The words "Dang girl/boy!" "Oh hot dang!" "Hnnnnnng!" or "Get some!" probably will come to mind as you see just how attractive you look while imitating a bird.

I also attached a few pictures to show how incredible the duck face is.  It transcends genders, as evidenced by this picture of my friend and I.  It is even used by religious ministers/missionaries, as evidenced in the picture to the side of this.  

For any of you noobs out there who have not quite mastered the duck face, keep trying.  I personally know that the duck face will change your life, because it changed mine. In this day and age where every little thing we do warrants a selfie immediately uploaded to instagram, twitter, and facebook, it sure is nice to have a facial expression to rely on for each photo, rather than relying on that same boring old smile you have. Who cares that everyone you've ever talked to has said you've got a great smile?