A Letter

Dear TSC Bookstore,
I love you so much. Honestly I could waste hours and hours with you, and be happy about it, but you have to let me focus on my studies. Stop pulling me in with good deals on the classics. I'm a poor man! You must have known that when you got us wrapped up in this relationship, and yet you still insist on tempting me to spend all of my money on you. If you could give me a good discount, or just giving me the tenth book free, I would be absolutely okay with this relationship, but you aren't doing anything of the sort. Seriously, I didn't have $5 to spend today, but you pulled me in because you're so close to my food source, and I saw your Oscar Wilde books. No I didn't need copies of "The Importance of being Earnest" or "The Picture of Dorian Gray," but now I own them. Now I'm going to have to go sell plasma to continue our relationship. I'm not really angry with you, just sad that our relationship is so costly.
I still love you,
Zelos