My current goal is to avoid misery and angst that I've been battling for the past...well I guess just 24 hours by becoming someone beloved in the building, without people realizing how much they truly do love me. This means: Doorbell ditching. Yes my friends you've heard correctly, I have become a doorbell ditcher in my building. The key is to find out things that mean a big deal to people, and then doorbell ditch them and leave them stuff relating to those big deal things.
Tonight's adventure was dropping off some sour patch kids for a girl upstairs who got the part of the Sour Kangaroo in Seussical a couple of days. The whole doorbell ditching strategy becomes infinitely more difficult though when they do not have doorbells, and they leave their door open. It was a stand at the top of the staircase and just chuck the candy with the sticky note of congratulations, and just run. My biggest fear is that at some point while doing this is that they'll just be hanging out in their hallway when I carry up the goodys. That would just be one awkward moment.
However for now, that is my role, and no one has noticed it's me yet, although it was just one trip so far. Let's see how long I can keep this up before I get caught.
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